zackisontumblr:

if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made

thewonderlessyears:

thewonderlessyears:

the girl sitting next to me in class is wearing the same shirt as me in a different colour and we keep awkwardly looking at each other like do I say something or just sit here help

i said ‘nice shirt’ and she said ‘better than yours’ i’m done

(Source: brandfckingnew)

lordvoldergasm:

Red hair, and a hand-me-down robe

familyfriendlyurl:

when i was in grade 3 our class was having a party and i brought in the shrek soundtrack and everyone loved it and the girl i had a crush on winked at me i owe everything to shrek

lohanthony:

beyonce doesn’t have a thigh gap so why should you

i-have-been-johnlocked:

laugh-addict:

knees actually look like a tiny face is trying to push its way out of your leg though

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(Source: thatfunnystuff.com)